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Jun. 1st, 2017 11:09 pm
[personal profile] sjonsvenson
Kobe returns from a pilgrimage from Lourdes.

On the airfield the duty officer asks whether he has something to declare.

“No,” Kobe answers, “I’ve nothing to declare.”

“Well, can you open that suitcase anyway,” the officer says smiling. He looks inside and lifts out a large bottle. “Hmm, what is in this he asks skeptical.”

“it’s holy water from the source in Lourdes” Kobe replies

The officer opens the bottle and smells at it. “Holy water you say” he remarks, “more like pure Gin.”

Kobe takes the bottle and smells it as well, after which he sinks to his knees , raises his arms and calls out “Thank you Holy Mother Maria! You did another miracle!”
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